I was MUGGED last night! Sat at my desk in the livingroom with one of these. Was just about to take the 1st bite and our cat Wopsie jumps up, literally snatches it from my hands and jumps on the floor with it where she proceeded to pig out on the cream! I didn't have time to even put a serviette on the floor for her to put it on! Hubby, scoffing the other one, died with laughter!

I absolutely LOVE these! Well worth the price!

Because of working 7 days a week and being being ill with flu and having off work the 29th Jan, I decided to take off the 30th also! Two whole days of sleeping, guzzling PG Tips and resting! I only went out , slowly, wheezily, on the 30th to the local Spar and for air then straight back home to a mug of Lemsip, hot water bottle and snuggly in bed with Wopsie! Back at work on the 31st onwards still feeling awful but I can't let a silly bug drag me down for long!

Lisa Marie Presley has only been gone a few days and they're already scrapping over her will!

Let the lady RIP, you bunch of bone picking, blood slurping vultures!

I've been literally working 7 days a week for months at a time, up to 16 hours a day, which includes night/late night/early hours ,very rarely taking time off but this time I'm feeling rubbishy with flu/throbbing headaches etc. Today is Saturday so tomorrow I'm having the entire day OFF! This will be me, guzzling PG Tips, Lemsip, Irish Cream Liqueur, and crashed into bed with our little cat, Wopsie! I'm absolutely knackered and aching all over!

When you finally finish work at 7pm after being there since 8:30am, you're absolutely knackered and have to drive to Morrisons for shopping. You only go in ''for a few of the essentials''....yoghurts, washing up liquid, something for that night's dinner and pain killers...and come out with a trolley full!

When you're at work and let out a universe-shaking BURP, forgetting there's a customer in the room...!

I went to Pets at Home and bought this little mouse for my cat, Wopsie. Pull the tail and it buzzes and runs over the floor. Paid £3.00 for it but Wopsie refuses to have anything to do with it, so as a rodent fan I adopted it and called it little Nosey!

I, Wopsie, saved my mummy from a horrible nightmare last night! Her menopause makes her have nasty nightmares and she was having one and crying so I snuggled in with her and tried to wake her up! I succeeded in doing at about 7:10am! I was very worried about her!

Two of the triplets!

You should have seen the yawn Wopsie did last night!. She opened her dainty little mouth and it was like she swallowed the entire universe!
Her mouth flew open and a huge black hole appeared! It was so big you could have flown a Boeing 747 in there and still had space to move! I swear she can dislocate her jaw as snakes can! Imagine she's hunted you down and that ginormous hole is the last thing you see before imminent death!

Couple of nights ago in bed in the early hours, I was flat on my back with our cat on my chest, hubby laying in his left side facing me. He was fast asleep so had no idea he said it but proudly announced ''I've got multi-coloured balls!'' I had to physically hold on to the cat to stop her falling off as I because hysterical with laughter!

Hubby and I don't celebrate Christmas at all/not religious so we drove up to the mountains in the torrential rain and had the front windows open! It was great! We found a open service station and had sandwiches, doughnuts and soft drinks in the car. Had a lovely day out!

I got a box of these from Spar. Only £3.99 for 12!

Being the evil cow I am, I want to go into a department store's changing room, hang around in there for a few minutes then shout HEY! THERE'S NO LOO PAPER IN HERE!

I absolutely LOVE winters! Snuggling in with hubby and the cat, duvets, hot water bottles, glasses of Irish Cream Liqueur and Birdseye Battered Cod 2 Fillets for dindins!

I am Little Fatty who my mummy named her Profile after. I sadly passed away in October 2022 from old age/senile. I was only 2! I was very beautiful and intelligent and I had a very good sense of humour! Mummy and daddy loves and misses me muchly.

This, apparently, is global warming according to Greta Thunderfinger!

That's just the sort of thing I'd do! I'm a weirdo!