Special message from the Nuisance Elf Department.

Attention #COSO

We are aware of the rumors that some in the Mensch crew are attempting to pass off as truth.

Though the artist does share a couple of characteristics with the Rogue Elf, we can say with all confidence that Banksy is not the co-conspirator involved in recent #COSOElf activity, is not a double agent within the Anti-Santa movement.

#COSOElf

Recent Activity Alert

#COSOElf

Recent activity alert

DAY THREE

Special Alert regarding #COSOElf

The Nuisance Elf Department has issued the following warning and an unprecedented act vandalism took place over night .

"We will not be deterred from our mission. We will find you, and we will kill you"

Day Two:

Though we have had valid Elf sightings today,
This is not the elf I'm looking for.
Thank you for your vigilance

-Agent K Kringle, N.E.D.

It's been a busy morning for the N.E.D.

We just received a new sighting.

Again, we must warn all #COSONauts
not to approach the suspect.

Do not attempt to lure him with beer, wine or other libations.

#COSOELF

Thank you for your cooperation.

-Agent Kris Kringle
Nuisance Elf Department

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The following image was captured by a concerned citizen. By the time they realized what was happening, it was too late.

No discernible prints were found on the corks, however we surmise the suspect may have had an accomplice.
We strongly advise that all wine be kept locked up until further notice.

-Agent Kringle

#COSOElf

Recent activity alert.

Day One

Upon reviewing the dossier, we have compiled the following psyche profile:

-Subject is suffering from extreme Santa Envy.
-Subject appears to have higher nocturnal activity then cats, because of this, he should be considered armed and dangerous.
-Subject is known to carry candy canes, toilet paper & lipstick as a preferred weapon.

We strongly advised that if you suspect mischievous activity within your home or business please report it to the Nuisance Elf Dept

CC Agent Kringle

Less than 24 hours to go....

There will be mayhem
There will be blood,

(well, there will be jelly, ketsup or grenadine to make it look like blood)

PREPARE YOURSELVES

LS Musings....

There are 4 seasons,
My favorite may be yours.
There are 7 days of the week,
My favorite could be the one you love.
There are 1000's of beers,
My favorites may make your list.
There are millions of songs,
My favorite might be in your music collection.
There are 7 colors to the spectrum of light,
My favorite may don your walls.

There are more things,tangible or not,
we may have in common.

The trick is to not focus only on those which we do not...

02
Days
14
Hours
51
Minutes
11
Seconds

and counting

https://www.online-stopwatch.com/makeyourown/000907a301.668699.12122018/The-Twelf-Days-of-Christmas/

Who was I when I was young?
Who will I be when I grow old?

I "lived" the answers to the first question,
but it is who I am today that will answer the second one.

#COSOpoetry

On the morning of December 7th, 1941 just a few minutes before 8 am local time the attack on Pearl Harbor began....

Can you hear what I hear?

Sounds like a distant laugh getting closer....

https://www.online-stopwatch.com/makeyourown/000907a301.668699.12122018/The-Twelf-Days-of-Christmas/

Something wicked this way comes.....

https://www.online-stopwatch.com/makeyourown/000907a301.668699.12122018/The-Twelf-Days-of-Christmas/

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.online-stopwatch.com/makeyourown/000907a301.668699.12122018/The-Twelf-Days-of-Christmas/

I was on vacation seeing my best friend and her husband since last wed. Late Friday afternoon myself, my two closet friends met up with 2 of the original 1337. We laughed, drank, ate and talked and just a fantastic time. It wasn't til the next morning I woke to hear the news of 41's passing. I thought, man, what a hell of a life he had. We all should be so lucky and blessed. I look back on that Friday evening and can't help to feel so lucky & blessed myself that I have the friends I do.
#CAVU