@peemee this has to be hands down the best Cat haiku I have ever seen. Matter of fact, I am not sure there is a better artistic way to describe a cats indifference to us, than the words you just posted.
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if T. S. Eliot were alive today, he would be singing a "Bravo, why didn't I think about that one" toast your direction as he smiles at the devious Macavity