Fuck it! I'm gonna have Hallmark Channel Christmas movies on as I clean! Cry havoc, and let slip the tides of Yule!

Fuck that snaggly-toothed motherfucker.

Good morning! And HAH!

No, I don't like him.

I think I shall watch the Klaus Kinski "Nosferatu" tonight.

"Can you imagine enduring centuries experiencing the same futility each day?"

#HappyHalloween

OK friends, I'm off. Be well. VAMOS DOYERS!!!!!!! VAMOS KAMALA!!!!!!!!!

Walker Buehler has had TWO Tommy John surgeries, and he just closed out the World Series.

DODGERS WON TONIGHT!!!!! KAMALA'S WINNING TUESDAY!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!

So, apparently Tamron Hall, this fine and beautiful woman, had an affair with Trump.

I'm off to gouge out my eyes.

Yeah, where are all the human rights protestors who support the "Axis of Resistance"?

TIL that I have no books on demonology in my library. Yes, I was asked by a patron how he could learn about devils.

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Well, I just read the NYT account of Garbagegate. And... it wasn't bad. Throughout the piece it mentions how scabrous Trump's language is. And the kerfuffle is already dropping from frontpage on news sites.

"Garbagegate" is precisely why no one gives a shit about poor WaPo reporters, or any reporters at any legacy media. Let them all lose their jobs.

People clenching sphincters over this should probably just stick to voting and otherwise avoid politics.

My grandniece the witch.

So. Elmo is offering his sperm to be used to impregnate women, and is building a compound for his 11 children and their mothers.

Branch Elonians.

So, I've been limiting my social media time. How did we get to 66% funded?

As always, fuck Jon Stewart.

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jon-stewart-defends-tony-hinchcliffe-trump-rally-1236193315/