So, apparently Tamron Hall, this fine and beautiful woman, had an affair with Trump.

I'm off to gouge out my eyes.

Yeah, where are all the human rights protestors who support the "Axis of Resistance"?

TIL that I have no books on demonology in my library. Yes, I was asked by a patron how he could learn about devils.

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Well, I just read the NYT account of Garbagegate. And... it wasn't bad. Throughout the piece it mentions how scabrous Trump's language is. And the kerfuffle is already dropping from frontpage on news sites.

"Garbagegate" is precisely why no one gives a shit about poor WaPo reporters, or any reporters at any legacy media. Let them all lose their jobs.

People clenching sphincters over this should probably just stick to voting and otherwise avoid politics.

My grandniece the witch.

So. Elmo is offering his sperm to be used to impregnate women, and is building a compound for his 11 children and their mothers.

Branch Elonians.

So, I've been limiting my social media time. How did we get to 66% funded?

As always, fuck Jon Stewart.

https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jon-stewart-defends-tony-hinchcliffe-trump-rally-1236193315/

Goodnight, everyone. I leave you with the comment I pinned on today's blog post.

Good afternoon.

Not a question that was on my bingo card.

#CosoSports

THIS is the only "boogaloo" I'm down with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEjN42FW2sU

So many people know EXACTLY what Harris "needs to do". When you raise $1 billion in 3 months, then you can talk.

#CosoCuties

"Do you have a moment to speak about our Lord and Savior, the Great Pumpkin?"

The owner of the LA Times hasn't paid any taxes for the past five years.
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https://www.propublica.org/article/when-youre-a-billionaire-your-hobbies-can-slash-your-tax-bill

Good morning!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLKzMHF98VI

I have been lying in bed with my wife watching the game. Can life get any better?

Adios, cabrones! Vamos Doyers!