you absolute potato

#UKinsult

(Of course, I don't recommend eating potatoes if they're green...)

Green Fried Potatoes.

#PotatoMovie

🥔

The hills are alive with the sound of potatoes crackling in the deep fryer.

🥔

These people are literally inviting the guillotine.

My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-left.

We quite literally have a political party in this country which would rather see the nation burn if it can't rule.

Good morning.

Not that it'll matter to certain sectors.

#October7

OK. Time for rye and a gummy. Goodnight.

I fell asleep in my Steely Dan t-shirt...

and I lost Rikki's number.

#IFellAsleep

I'm having pasta for dinner, with a couple of rye whiskeys.

.

really, my mind is a matrix of Monty Python references...

Sound familiar?

I, of course, wouldn't have done that.

That cheap ink can be dangerous if inhaled.

Queen.

And, to add to my crankiness, there's this. Who in the fuck is playing "defense"?!

There are so many Democrats whom I would not want in a foxhole with me. They would get me killed.

Good afternoon.

Your friendly, neighborhood librarian is very cranky.

My library was activated as a "cooling center", because the forecast earlier this week called for 100F temps.

Forecast high for today at my location? 87F.

One would think that TPTB would look at this, say, "hmmm, we're not going to be hot", and cancel the activation.

But no. So I'm there until 7pm.

Fucking asinine.

All right, rapscallions, I'm out. Be groovy and goofy.

"Do you want... DO YOU WAAAAAAANT... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!"

#MontyPython