Make Poof Diddly confess to killing Tupac.

I mean, yeah. There's no plan. It's just "falling out of a window and flapping your arms".

Let me put my cards out clearly.

All cable news sucks. Even the ones which occasionally get it right.

Humans were not meant to be inundated with news 24/7. It's unnatural, and actively harmful.

It's why I haven't watched any of it, save for Jan 6, since 2009, when the knives immediately came out for Pres. Obama.

One's mental health would be greatly enhanced by excising that habit in toto.

And, furthermore: I bet this matters A LOT to the Haitian immigrants targeted. FFS. Sorry if this doesn't fit into your Upper West Side worldview.

And this is why I have no use for Maddow.

TAKE THE FUCKING WIN!

Jesus, concern trolling is so tiresome.

I AM THE FIRESTARTER!!

#CosoMusic

https://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw

#CosoMusic

The cut that got EVERYONE on the floor back in the day.

https://youtu.be/6QZhC8DUD_o

DANCE, PENDEJOS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVehcuJXe6I

Did this come on in my car as I was driving home? Yes.

Did I sing the whole fucking song at full voice and bounce in my seat? Fuck yeah, I did!

#CosoMusic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g

I like our billionaires. I don't like theirs. Do it, Mark!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/billionaire-mark-cuban-says-hes-interested-in-purchasing-fox-news-and-x

Gettem, ladies!!

#selfdefense

Well! I received some very welcome news today which has lifted a minor cloud from me. A crazed patron filed a sexual harassment complaint against me. HR closed the investigation with no action.

Don't start none, there won't be none.

(This person has not been back since we kicked her out a few months back.)

So. A stripper bar has more security than a Trump golf course?

Well. Damn.

How is he not dead?

Heh. This is the only reason I stick around that joint.

The three things I have filtered:

The Attorney General

A certain senator from Vermont

A pundit who takes his hair style from Don King

I mean, Marianne Williamson said that "Haitian voodoo is real".

Again I'm free for another day to commit skullduggery.

I love Google Screen. Spam comes ringing in, I screen the call, they hang up. Wastes their time, not mine.