Palate cleanser.

This goes to all the lovers. And the bass players. And the lovers of bass players.

*Grabs popcorn*

Most of the responses to this post are of delulu MAGAts gleefully saying that of course Trump won, based on those "scientific" online polls.

When I and my wife were courting: Sexy talk on ICQ

Now: "Have you been taking your iron? Maybe that's why you're tired."

CIRCLE OF LIFE, PEOPLE!! ENJOY ALL OF IT!!

I need my anti-nausea medication. Ew.

Good morning.

OK, well, I think I've done enough damage here today. Lordy. Goodnight, everyone.

And I don't give anyone in that family a pass. Not one. They are all morally decrepit. They have a disease.

Maybe I'm too quick with the block button. But when I say something, you contest it, I show proof, and then you still say I'm wrong, well, ain't nobody got time for that.

Yeah, okay.

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Tiffany!

The only smart Trump child is the one whose name I literally cannot recall because she's stayed out of the court of the crimson king.

In an earlier post I referred to Barron Trump as a "kid".

Newp. He's not. He's 18, and has decided to join the family firm of lies and devilry. He's fair game now, like his doofus brothers and his sister whom his father probably abused.

Oh boy! I feel like Lee Mack did on "Would I Lie To You" when David Mitchell and Victoria Coren-Mitchell were on the same panel and there was an uncomfortable possibly-true card that David read!

Marge Three Toes calling someone else racist? I think I may die of irony.

I am deceased. Give my regards to Broadway, remember me in Harold's Square.

https://youtu.be/R0QcyJ9ik1Q

OK, time for a walk.

Now I have to see if the Tube of You has Wide World of Sports episodes...

Quite.