Again. I'm a public employee. And don't think that we don't all have in the back of our minds this thought: Is this the day we get it? Is the guy I kicked out last week going to come back with a gun? So yeah, this is more than an intellectual exercise to me.

Sorry. It is what it is.

@Alfred Did Felix Unger and Oscar Madison ever get back with their wives?

What? You don't own a yacht? Fucking broke ass motherfuckers.

Dude looks like Jesse Pinkman.

The Constitution is not a suicide pact.

Again, no right is absolute.

You can't libel someone under the First Amendment.

You can't defame someone under the First Amendment.

You can't incite to riot or insurrection under the First Amendment.

No right is absolute. Freedom of speech doesn't cover libel.

Today in "well-regulated militia" news.

TIL that we have precisely two (2) books in the entire system on Edwardian fashion.

#librarylife

Don't fuck with Victor Newman!

#PremierLeague

Oh come on!

cc @kellykba @opie

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Further adventures in "The Horseshoe is Real".

And, no, MLK wasn't a convicted felon, FFS.

Well, I'm not a girl, but I *am* a gorgeous librarian.

(Via @slirt )

Yeah, you know he's spilling his guts. This face ain't about that life.

(I'm not either, but neither do I pretend to be.)

I had no idea Tim Pool was an Occupy Wall Street guy.

Again, the horseshoe is real.

Good morning!

Random guy, no link, but I wouldn't be surprised if this is true.

@Alfred What is the infield fly rule?