Sweet Mama Malone!

TIL that John Cleese appeared in a 2023 Roman Polanski film. Because of course he did.

Well, no fisticuffs among addled patrons yet. Win.

Hey bruh, let's go catch some waves, and then after a tasty brew.

I wish those wheels in the sky stopped turning. For once, just for once, I'd like to know where I'll be tomorrow. Just sayin'.

Well. I still sound like dreck, but I feel much less like dreck than I have this week.

I wonder if the tzaddik Gilbert Gottfried ever didn't sound like, well, Gilbert Gottfried.

Yes, please.

I mean, I definitely pass as white. But I know that at the end of the day I'm just a spic to these fine citizens.

Pendejos.

Blessed St. Jerome, patron of punk book slingers, have mercy on me and my colleagues today and let the day pass uneventfully. Amen.

There are many dumb columnists working for The Times. This guy is the dumbest. (Yes, even worse than Rod Liddle.)

Good morning.

Why does the NAACP worry about Gaza rather than making sure a racist doesn't come back to power?

Why does Sunrise Movement care more about Gaza than making sure a man who will accelerate climate change doesn't come back to power?

Death by virtue signalling.

This whatever it is I have has completely ruined my appetite. Nothing tastes good. I tested again, and no Covid.

So, to answer everyone's questions:

1. I'm okay. I wasn't at reference.
2. No arrest, since both perpetrator and victim booked out of there.
3. We have cameras and the perpetrator left his library card and ID. He'll be in for a surprise.

For the love of Christ.

Guy at the library, out of nowhere, assaulted someone on one of the computers. Just wailed on him.

Yeah, I'm gonna retire as soon as I can.

This is going to get turned into a series, I'd wager.

Outback ‘murder’ of grumpy Irishman leads to no charges

A Netflix documentary called Last Stop Larrimah made Paddy Moriarty and his enemies famous — but the evidence is still lacking

https://archive.ph/IdAXp

Good morning.

No one asked for this.

OK. My aunt and uncle live next door. I have spent all day coughing like a maniac. She just called me to make sure I was OK. That's how loudly I've been coughing.

OK everyone, goodnight.