When you didn't have a phone but you had a pager so that you could go down to the payphone and return a call.
Bartles and Jaymes.
Fat laces on your pristine white Adidas.
Jerry's Kids.
Getting excited every Saturday when your mom brought home the new TV Guide.
Mercurochrome. Thanks, I'll keep bleeding.
Sunday newspapers which weighed enough to be doorstops.
The Million Dollar Movie.
MTV playing music.
Dressing up to fly on a plane.
Battle of the Network Stars.
The Yule Log on WPIX at Christmas.
(No, the various YouTube Yule logs don't count.)
Almost nothing being open on Sunday.
Be kind, rewind.
Leaded gas.
Penmanship lessons.
Learning to type on... a typewriter.
Miniseries.
Government cheese.
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!