I don't like all this sex on the television.

I mean, I keep falling off!

OK! Final day of the season! CHELSEA! CHELSEA! CHELSEA!

#PremierLeague

https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

Well. Usyk beat Fury on a split decision, and is now undisputed world heavyweight champion.

I'm sure Russia will claim it was rigged.

Anyway, back to the doing of bupkis.

If we can't recognize that none of us are pure, none of us are completely right, what hope do we have? And social media accentuates the loud and self-righteous. We all live in glass houses, yet most of us think we live in houses of stone. It's very dispiriting.

And yet we continue. What else can we do? There's a war for civilization going on. Yet what civilization do we want?

Anyway, I can do only what I can do. Which is to acknowledge that my shit stinks, like everyone else's.

I've been doing a lot of thinking today as I've mostly kept to myself, and I mourn the death of nuance. I mourn the death of recognizing that even if you're in the right, you might do wrong. I mourn the death of the recognition of human frailty.

Recognition of ambiguity is to be dismissed, if not reviled. "Screw ambiguity. Perversion and corruption masquerade as ambiguity. I don’t trust ambiguity." — John Wayne

Well. I didn't have WaPo coming out with a "Jews control everything" article on my bingo card.

Well, that makes golf more interesting.

Good morning.

Dear young woman walking down the street. WILL YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING EYES OFF YOUR PHONE AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING?!

Git 'er, Miss Crockett!

No, because it doesn't involve Jews.

One fucking hour left. Let's do this shit.

No, Dermot, it's not a "chicken burger" just because it's on a bun. If it were a chicken patty, then yes, it would be a chicken burger. But if it's a piece of chicken, it's a sandwich. Come on, guy!

https://youtu.be/XN9xl1MqOlc

A burger sounded good at the time...

Ground control to Major Tom. Did you remember to turn off the oven?

Any more missives from Patrick Flandeur, 86'd from this establishment?

Man. All these alpha males really hide behind their wives' skirts.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

TFW I'm so hungry I do my dinner break an hour early.

Good Lord. I just helped a tween girl, and she's my height. I feel both old and short.