Boy. I tuned into the WHCP dinner for two minutes and had to turn it off. I'll watch Joe on YouTube tomorrow.

Protip: You can't run away from a bear.

Kristi Noem, like Maggie Thatcher, is why I view all protestations of "Just put women in charge" with disdain.

More evidence.

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Well. It looks like we have May Gray in store for SoCal for the next couple of weeks.

Hah!

Further adventures in "The Revolution Eats Its Own".

Is this the "evidence" a certain benighted Naut needs?

Everton would be midtable or better where it not for the points deduction which, I can assure you, Man City will not be hit with.

#PremierLeague

Sean Dyche might be too yobbo for some, but he knows how to manage a football team.

#PremierLeague #MOTD

But really. Why is it that when Chelsea buys a world-class striker, he forgets how to play?

#ChelseaFC

Besides unclogging my garbage disposal, I also fixed my remote control by unpairing it and then pairing it again.

I am a golden god.

Get rid of VAR.

#PremierLeague

THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING FOUL!

That was not a foul.

#AVLCHE #ChelseaFC

Some people on social media -- including here -- have an elevated sense of their own nous. And, frankly, it's unwarranted.

We simply cannot sell Connor Gallagher.

#ChelseaFC

All-in-all, I would have preferred being at work Thursday and Friday, rather than deal with this pain.

West Ham would be absolute fools to part ways with David Moyes.

#MOTD