Heh.

Kristi Noem is a fucking psychopath. To brag about killing a dog because it wouldn't behave. Unbelievable.

Until I get my various ointments for my bum, coughing is not an option. Ouch.

Well. I'm wearing contacts for the first time in months. I'm a bit loopy.

What if Hamas knows it can't defeat Israel or achieve any of its aims? What if it has just decided to bring about Götterdämmerung?

Well, I'm getting referral to a rectal surgeon. I just can't do this again. This is complete bollocks.

No one.

Absolutely not a soul on this planet.

Trump: Hey, Charlottesville wasn't a big deal.

And some water to wash it down with.

Chaser:

Good morning.

Shot:

Cancel your NYT subscription if you still have it. If you *must* read an article from it, use archive dot ph. And remember to use an adblocker, so they get no revenue whatsoever.

Add "ecocide" to the crimes of perfidious Israel.

As always, we'll have to save ourselves.

Good morning.

I have an inflamed hemorrhoid. I'm naming it Donald.

OK, now I'm gone. Night night.

OK friends, tomorrow's blog post is in the can, and it's time for me to chillax. See y'all on the flipside.

Oh for the love of Christ.

At Columbia we have now entered the interpretive dance phase of the pro-Hamas campus occupation.

OK you perverts and freaks, time to test my mettle against the Los Angeles freeways. See you later.

'Scuse me while I whip out my willie.