really, my mind is a matrix of Monty Python references...

Sound familiar?

I, of course, wouldn't have done that.

That cheap ink can be dangerous if inhaled.

Queen.

And, to add to my crankiness, there's this. Who in the fuck is playing "defense"?!

There are so many Democrats whom I would not want in a foxhole with me. They would get me killed.

Good afternoon.

Your friendly, neighborhood librarian is very cranky.

My library was activated as a "cooling center", because the forecast earlier this week called for 100F temps.

Forecast high for today at my location? 87F.

One would think that TPTB would look at this, say, "hmmm, we're not going to be hot", and cancel the activation.

But no. So I'm there until 7pm.

Fucking asinine.

All right, rapscallions, I'm out. Be groovy and goofy.

"Do you want... DO YOU WAAAAAAANT... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!"

#MontyPython

I've found myself taking more naps recently.

Is this because I've broken the 55 barrier?

Hurry up, Muriel.

#CatsOfCoSo

Man, I had a NAP!

OK. Bupkis won't do itself, so off I go.

This is my current reading matter. Librarians. We kick ass.

https://a.co/d/cgR2S47

I was watching a YouTube video on the Six Day War last night, and the narrator asked, "How did Israel defeat 3 Arab armies in six days?" I, of course, replied: "Jewish Space Lasers".

Good morning.

Rat has a point.

Bruce Lee vs. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT-RfY2H23o

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just endorsed Kamala!

Now watch his comic genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9_QMveTYy0

Joe Biden deflecting all election fuckery aimed at MVP Harris.

Athletes rejected, governors corrected
Gangsters, thugs and smugglers are thoroughly respected
The money gets divided
The women get excited
Now I'm broke and it's no joke
It's hard as hell to fight it, don't buy it

#CosoMusic

https://youtu.be/DwRXI-y6M9o

#footy

Oof.