OK, one of my favorite YouTube channels is "How To Drink", in which the creator creates fabulous cocktails. In his most recent video which I'm watching now, he's making stuff with Jaeger. I hate Jaeger, but it's a hoot to watch him perform his alchemy.

#spirited

And RFK's son has abjured everything for which his family has stood for 6 decades.

Man, I'm gonna have a nice scar on my right pinky finger.

I'm getting A LOT of ish done today. A *lot*. I feel mighty and puissant.

Oh dear.

They've just checked out.

RFK Sr. should have used a condom that night.

Hrmmmm. The Russian Embassy is trying to get access to Pavel Durov. But Durov's representatives have NOT requested consular assistance.

Something tells me Durov went to France knowing he'd be arrested to avoid a worse fate. Like poloniuim tea.

Only 4%?? NO MOMENTUM!!!

As a Gen-Xer, this pains me.

Now we're cooking with gas!

cc @opie @kellykba

OK. I've had my soup. So far so good. 🤞

Time for an edible, call it a day, and hopefully minimal trips to the bathroom. Nytol.

Blessed egg drop soup.

Well, my plans for tonight have been scuppered. Thank you so much, innards.

Killer whales have recently started attacking boats.

Police fear it's orcanized crime.

Man, reading a thread on Xitter by Fred Wellman about how salty legacy media was at the DNC, and there's someone on there getting ratioed for defending them.

The conspiracy has been laid bare.

LOLOL! My wife is BAKED!

OK, off to watch some La Vuelta. See y'all on the flip side.

Heh. The watermelons are realizing that their power is nil.