Trump catches 34 felony convictions, and his party closes ranks.

Pres. Biden has an off night, and online liberals wet their fucking pants.

Fucking useless imbeciles.

I think it's time to cancel Max. No money to the Warner Discovery empire which owns CNN.

If you need another reason to cancel the NYT: the editorial board called on Pres. Biden to drop out. It did NOT call on Trump to do so when he was convicted of 34 felony counts in their own fucking city.

Fuck them. Trump was right about one thing: the press, as it exists, IS the enemy of the people.

I neither want to be abused, nor abuse. But I'll take the sweet dreams.

This just in: I am told that everyone, besides working for the weekend, also wants a new romance.

Womp womp.

God bless our digital assistant. He's having to walk a patron step by step on using the computer.

Are you REALLY working for the weekend?

Are you?

Same thing with Clinton (white Southerner from a broken home) and Obama (obvious reasons). Their Ivy League and Oxbridge educations didn't matter. Pres. Biden is even worse in that regard.

Progress! I'll take it!

Yep, this is his new thing.

"You should be working in the fields, not those illegals!"

Spicy habanero sauce is spicy 🔥.

Ooo. Chop Chop Chicken is GOOD.

HAH! SCOTUS denies Bannon's last-ditch appeal.

I pity the staff which will strip search him.

I promise I won't keep harping on this, but damn, V-Flat Scanner is such a fucking amazing app. From where it began to where it is now in terms of functionality is amazing.

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Weird.

I live in LA. I occasionally go to the beach. Half-naked women everywhere. I somehow avoid getting the urge to rape willy nilly.

I had to, yet again, be my boss's emotional support Cuban. But I was successful in talking him down.

What last night showed for me is that living online is no way to live. There's no time to reflect and digest. Everyone spews their id like a fire hydrant. According to many on social media, the election is over and we're in a fascist hellscape.