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You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.

🎡If you like piña coladas
You are the abomination of desolation

Meanwhile, did I headbang to the second movement of Beethoven's Ninth on my way into work? Possibly.

Ugh, my back. Time for an 800mg ibuprofen, a bourbon, and chill. An edible later, of course. Night night.

What happens in pelvic floor exercise class should stay in pelvic floor exercise class...

One of the annoying things about being an England supporter: Goddamned "Sweet Caroline". Jaysus.

Prediction: Jude Bellingham will be the greatest of all English footballers.

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.