I wonder how many members of The Specials are still alive...

When I took the first whiff of the Wolcott, I'm not gonna lie: I was skurred. Deffo had the scent of rubbing alcohol. "What did I get myself into?" But after two sips, I took another sniff. Ah, yes, now I can detect all those complex notes.

STOP YOUR MESSING AROUND!
BETTER THINK OF YOUR FUTURE!!

OK, let's try this again. This is what I'm drinking at the moment.

Needless to say, I shan't be slamming these back. Nice, long sipping.

Well. This is what I'm drinking. 120 fucking proof. And it's smooth as a baby's bum.

https://www.totalwine.com/search/all

Mind your own damn business.

Me: Well, guess I'll go to Costco.

Wife: We could just order Same Day.

Me: Well, you twisted my arm.

well. I guess I'll go to Costco.

THEY'LL GANGBANG YOU IN AMERICA!!

I can't fucking believe United is 2-nil up on City. Thanks for nothing, Pep. Now Chelsea will be in the fucking Conference League next season.

OK, off I go. Be every groovy, everyone.

Also, it seems that Ukraine blew up an early-warning Russian ICBM radar installation. Oops.

Whew. Chicken lo mein is just marvy.

cc @Render

"Hey man, I can totally beat you, but, you know, I'm chill."

Holy cannoli!

OK, off to close up the bookbarn and start this here 3-day weekend. See y'all on the flip.

AOC isn't my favorite person. But at least she doesn't have a father and brother who are fucking mobsters. Lordt, only the best people.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11238907/amp/GOP-congressional-hopeful-running-AOC-seat-serial-criminal-husband-son.html

Well, bugger. I just saw the UCL final isn't until June 1.