Good morning.

I just have to accept that this timeline will continue to get more stupid.

OK, enough of this gay banter. Bed is calling. Goodnight.

Did I laugh? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe!

Tomorrow should be an interesting day for Mr. Skinny Pants.

these people would have been useless during the civil rights movement.

What the original "Planet of the Apes" movie franchise never explained is how apes evolved to have speech, and humans devolved to being mute. The current franchise explains that quite nicely.

There will always be an England.

SVENGOOLIE!!!

Ooooo, I missed that Chelsea beat Spurs today! Inching closer to a European spot. Four matches left in the season. All to play for.

This is turning into a no-good, very bad, awful night for the Tories.

No, we don't ban protests in the US. But this shows how much these chucklefucks are alienating people.

https://forward.com/fast-forward/608938/poll-ban-campus-protests-support-police/

I was never one of those people who thought the Onion was funny. Now it's just Tankie Central.

*faints*

But what about the swong?

Oh! I forgot it's local elections in England and Wales! Time for this:

https://youtu.be/Kt9zGiQuLzc

Well, gee. If you haven't updated your app since 20 FUCKING 19, yeah, it probably won't work with Android 14.

But, but!

I much prefer our latter days.

Um. Schrödinger's missiles?

Well, this just won't do. This tweet is not at all clickbaity.