Oh my heart.
A gentleman just came to the reference desk, asking if the library had any literacy programs. He can neither read nor write. I told him that sadly, no, we don't. But to try out local community college and see what adult programs they had. He was with another gentleman, so he has a support system to help him achieve his goals.
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!