@LnzyHou Terrorists, apparently.

@thedisasterautist

@LnzyHou Somehow Mossad made pagers all across Lebanon belonging to Hezbollah fighters explode.

Mossad's new motto: Don't fuck with us. We'll make your pants explode.

@BosmangBeratna I saw 2800 injured.

And the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon also had a Hezbollah-issued pager which assploded??

Hezbollah will be using this in the future for communication.

Good morning.

Query: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HACK INTO PAGERS TO MAKE THEM EXPLODE??

OK, back just to relate this anecdote.

I was driving to work this morning, and out of my driver-side side-view mirror I saw one of those god-awful Cybertrucks coming up on me in the left lane. And the thing it reminded me the most was the APC in "Aliens". Such a fucking ugly piece of shit.

OK, goodnight.

OK, I'm three rye whiskeys in, and I have a blog post to finish. Nytol.

@Museek Oh, there is much circumstantial evidence that he ordered the hit.

@Thumprhare

For one simple reason.

@th3j35t3r @Mcuban

Now, the vile Aussie won't sell.

But do the banks have some say in forcing a sale of Xitter?

Make Poof Diddly confess to killing Tupac.

@Thumprhare Wile E. Coyote is really a super genius compared to him.

@MrGoat THE BEACONS ARE LIT! WE RIDE TO GONDOR!!

@Thumprhare As the tzaddik Dan Rather always closed his broadcasts: "Courage."

@Kaysymmetry I have the windows open!!!

I mean, yeah. There's no plan. It's just "falling out of a window and flapping your arms".

Let me put my cards out clearly.

All cable news sucks. Even the ones which occasionally get it right.

Humans were not meant to be inundated with news 24/7. It's unnatural, and actively harmful.

It's why I haven't watched any of it, save for Jan 6, since 2009, when the knives immediately came out for Pres. Obama.

One's mental health would be greatly enhanced by excising that habit in toto.