Well! I received some very welcome news today which has lifted a minor cloud from me. A crazed patron filed a sexual harassment complaint against me. HR closed the investigation with no action.

Don't start none, there won't be none.

(This person has not been back since we kicked her out a few months back.)

@th3j35t3r I didn't know that they were responsible for the shoddy security on Trump golf courses for which TRUMP ALONE is responsible.

@CanisVeritum If so, he will be met with a ring of steel.

@TemporaryTraveler And the purity Left on Xitter is up in arms. Because losing without having to sully their souls is preferable to stopping fascism.

So. A stripper bar has more security than a Trump golf course?

Well. Damn.

How is he not dead?

@Snarky101 I must stand up for our Neanderthal cousins! Modern research shows that they had very complex societies, and were not the brutes we make them out to be.

Australopithecus, however...

@kismatt

Let's call them... future road-kill.

@Valkaru

Heh. This is the only reason I stick around that joint.

@danialexis @Kaysymmetry

@dracjr A tale as old as time...

The three things I have filtered:

The Attorney General

A certain senator from Vermont

A pundit who takes his hair style from Don King

@Anouk It's spreading!!

I mean, Marianne Williamson said that "Haitian voodoo is real".

Again I'm free for another day to commit skullduggery.

I love Google Screen. Spam comes ringing in, I screen the call, they hang up. Wastes their time, not mine.

Am I going to do paperwork the rest of my 3 hours at work? Yeah, may as well.

Considering I have only three things filtered, it's rather interesting that my TL is one long roll call of "Filtered".

LOL! Ms. Warwick is a treasure.