@Charles_Hawtrey My wife will have no side effects. I will probably be bed-ridden for a couple of days.
@kismatt Oh no! Let him keep the phone! It's awesome!
@sentientdessert My beloved uncle used to make the most amazing lechon asado. Dig a pit in his backyard and roast an entire pig.
@sheseala GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED, DIRTY APE!
Lord. "Yeah, let me splash my kid's information on social media. What could go wrong?"
@piquant00 Banned in Florida.
@GreenLady08 God, I hope so.
@ps9714 Oh, not until Saturday. THEN I'll feel like mierda.
@Avalea Close, but not quite.
@dauphin87 Climax seems to be the furthest thing from Ms. Gray.
If you cheat, may you cheat death
If you steal, may you steal another's heart
If you fight, may you fight for your fellows
If you drink, drink with me!