My friend is testing my will power.
Apparently, one of the markets near us is selling baby geese.
I could have a pet goose.
Nothing in my apartment lease says I can't have a pet goose. They're under the appropriate pet weight limit.
@LianaBrooks
I am going to save you from yourself. You do not want a pet goose. You do not need a pet goose. A pet goose will bring you nothing but trouble and does not belong in an apartment setting. This is an impulse of the moment. Just because a market is selling them does not make it a logical choice. Also, goose shit. And goose noise. And more goose shit. You will be chained to your apartment. You won't be able to travel because who in their right mind would babysit a goose for you?
@elbutterfield These are all very valid points. But! What if I took the gooses and released it into the river near my house so it thinks it lives there?
@elbutterfield Good point. Okay. I will not bring home a goose.
@LianaBrooks Unless it was born and raised in the river it will be a dead duck, so to speak. Just because it is a goose doesn't mean it will know how to find food, know where the predators are, or be able to shelter in safety.