5 run eighth for the Phillies to grab a 5-2 lead really has me wishing I'd gotten plastered for this game.

But then my reflexes might have been poorer and empty air punches may have seen my phone taking flight.

Mets are historic winners on Opening Day, but struggle more often than not at the tail end of the season. If we lose tonight, maybe the scale finally tips. I'll take an opening day loss if it helps things there.

#lgm
#baseball
#cosobaseball

Ran late on live tooting the Mets today, which sucks a bit because it's their delayed opening day and I've been waiting for ages (covid shortened 2019, new owner, fans back on stands, an upgraded roster) and ultimately decided against because if I'm going to do it, I'm going to be drinking.

I do anticipate at least one round Thursday-saturday though.

#lgm
#cosobaseball
#baseball

And just like that, Covid says no.

Nats players tested positive.

Happy Opening Day!

The Mets have Lindor for 11 years and an all around solid team.

Might be time to resurrect my live tooting.

#baseball
#cosobaseball

The worst part about considering yourself "informed" about ANYTHING is the frustration you feel when a normie knows nothing about an issue that you take seriously.

Just got Moderna'd.

I can feel the 5g coursing through my veins. I am my own cell tower now.

So mad that Putlocker defaults to the most recent episode. I understand the logic, but that means I watched the season finale of For All Mankind season 1 last night. Lame.

...this also means that I'm mad that I'm an idiot that didn't catch it.

There will be a brawl between the Mets and the Dodgers this year. Equally likely to happen if Bauer pitches at Citi or Syndergaard pitches in LA. Near guarantee if both pitch the same game.

@th3j35t3r what's the story with this Kirtland guy? Saw some tweets with him tagged, but his account is suspended. Also saw Mench in there. What is it with these people?

Political paradox:

Public voting records to hold politicians accountable.

If a politician's vote was anonymous, it'd be way more honest.

Congrats Tompa Bay Pirates.

IT'S BASEBALL SEASON.

Trevor Bauer merely adds himself to the blood feud between the Mets and the Dodgers.

We don't need him.

Superbowl prediction

Though I have spent the last 20 years hating Brady, the Bucs are my #2 team.

Though I live in a Chiefs area, KC made an enemy of me in 2015. Pat Mahomes however does have Mets blood in him.

Chiefs won last year. Where were the Bucs? Bucs are here because of Brady/Gronk.

Tells me that while they offenses may be equal, the defense is not.

Similarly, the Bucs are my number 2 team and I really want to cheer them. Buts it's hard. I spent 20 years hating their QB.

I really want to hate the Chiefs, but I just can't.

*Check firehouse last 30 minutes*

"Really? Nobody?"

Godzilla v Kong
https://youtu.be/odM92ap8_c0

Buy a 3 episode dlc

Play first episode

Wait for second to start

Look up what I need to do

Guide says "if already installed"

Think "... seriously?"

Curses at 15ish gb needing 10 hours to install having not already been done when I downloaded the bloody thing.

Plus side is it's 11pm and the controller battery has one bar left.

Sometimes the fates force my hand.

New iteration of Monster Garage censored language for exactly 1.5 episodes. Too funny when they stop the bleeps and you realize it and kind of do a double take.

Say what you will about Jesse James, I really friggin missed Monster Garage. So happy it's back.

Night Sight on Pixel phones is so friggin good.