Today is a sad anniversary, a date that will live in infamy, the sober recollection of which infuriates Americans all over this country, myself included. And the fact that we’re currently witnessing the same lying seditious elected pukes, who cheered that mob and have defended it ever since, debase the Capitol again with their mean, stupid, bumbling terrorism by making a mockery of the process of electing a Speaker just keeps my ire up. What a bunch of preening goons and thugs.

Thank you for identifying yourself as lacking, I don’t know, compassion? It allowed me to “use the tools,” as the OG around here like to say.

Expletive warning

Fuck everyone who voted for these #seditioncaucus idiots. And fuck the 4th Estate for giving those Nazi assholes a microphone for clickbait and ratings. Are you not entertained?

We are now at the “Minnie Mouse polka dot dress-wearing girl at wedding slices herself a piece of top tier wedding cake Tik Tok video” stage of secondhand embarrassment. #coveryourfaceandgroan

I’ve got some kind of affliction because the headline read “Who Will Replace Taylor Hawkins in Foo Fighters” and before I could stop it my brain answered, “Not Kevin McCarthy, that’s all I know.”

We’ve hit the I Love Lucy stage of secondhand embarrassment #cringengiggle

Jeffries should be negotiating with some Republicans. From a position of POWER. Kevin will promise to let the #seditioncaucus run amok to get their support. Screw him and them. Take governing back. This debacle was funny to me the first 5 times, I’m not gonna lie. But now I’m thinking it could turn into a missed opportunity for something truly transformational that could be good for the nation. Throw a Hail Mary one time House Dems.

Perhaps the folks at The Voice should be consulted.

I’m out. ✌🏻

I propose a chess match for the gavel. Don’t @ me …

Point of order — if the new people aren’t sworn in yet, should their votes really count? 🤔😂 #politics

I hope Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger are on the phone with the cowards who have privately told them everything wrong with the endless capitulations to extremism, and convince them to go public by voting for the best nominee who happens to be a Democrat. The display of this level of dysfunction can be wholly owned by one party. Half a dozen people could change that. They won’t.

So, if there were responsible Republicans in the House right now who actually believed in public service and getting shit done for Americans more than they believe in culture wars, demonizing democrats, and holding power for power’s sake, would we be here? No. Because SANE Republicans have abdicated their duties in favor of gang membership. I have zero respect for any of this.

When even a carnival-barking, illiterate, twice-impeached, seditious, felonious, incoherent, incompetent, gross, grifting, lying, tantrum-pitching, ketchup -hurling fake-tan man and self-identified groper of women’s lady parts is embarrassed for you… #politics #TFG

Pouring rain and thundering 👀 here. I shall be in my hibernacle with an “I Dare Ya” sign on the door until further notice.

There are perforations in these perorations, accompanied by putrid perspirations. I’ve never heard tell of a vote of no confidence re: an entire party before, but this circus is certainly that kind of inspiring. You hate to see it.

When the dust settles, should that prevaricating hypocrite prevail, will he be humbled by the process like a normal person would be? No, because bovarism is the GOP brand. That and not doing s**t for the American people.

Day 1 2023: broke keys! On track.

Wishing y’all a healthy, happy, educational, rich, productive, fun, new whole year. Cheers!