Expletive warning

To the mouth breathers flying giant confederate flags on I40 near Marion NC and I85 near Greenville SC and anywhere and everywhere else: fuck you, you traitorous ignorant pieces of shit. Give me your names and we can start a Go Fund Me to have you permanently relocated out of my country and into a place more to your liking. Seriously, fuck you.

Hello CoSo! Just spent a week with my hubs, mom, and dog at my daughter’s and son-in-law’s house for Christmas. Brave kids! 😜 I always look forward to a New Year, despite myself. I have an odd relationship w/resolutions. One year, I resolved to do 1 cartwheel per day, reasoning that if you’re doing a cartwheel, how much of a bad mood can you sustain? Like many resolutions, eventually it fell away. I think themes might work better for me than resolutions. 2023’s theme: Break keys. Wish me luck.

Merry Christmas to my fellow doers of that, and Happy Holy Days to others. Jolly Sunday to the rest of you. Go forth and be unapologetically yourselves to all.

There’s an oft-used phrase at busy times of year: it’s more trouble than it’s worth. When used wisely, the phrase is a reminder to not sweat the small stuff. When used thoughtlessly or habitually, though? Always keep an eye on what the “it” is. Don’t try to gin up complacency when “it” is a who. Cryptic. Sorry.

I’ve got a lot of shit to say about A TON of shit! That’s what’s great about social media. Also, what’s not great about social media…

Good morning! #KeepPounding #StayWarm

In the words of Martha May Whovier, “Oh wow.”
https://www.yankodesign.com/2022/12/13/portable-wind-farm-with-a-folding-design-lets-you-harness-renewable-wind-energy-anywhere-you-go/

Expletive. I went to the bird app because NOSY. Ugh. So of course I had to weigh in. And now I’m putting myself in Time Out. Good night.

I think I’m glad I wasn’t on social media too much today, but from what I can gather it looks as though the bird app’s new ToS forbid users mentioning [checks notes] other social media services? Or just one? I don’t know, whatever, but please y’all — try to keep in mind that Elon the Crusader is gonna save free speech … FREE SPEECH! Can I say “Elon” on here?

Oh, man. Thank you in advance meme-makers. “Big announcement.” The announcements are always the same: WORSHIP ME I AM ALL POWERFUL AND YET SOMEHOW THE MOST VICTIMIZED BEING IN THE COSMOS SO SEND ME YOUR MONEY OR ELSE

So that photo of the Sphinx you took on your vacay to Egypt isn’t a photo of a Sphinx, technically. #themoreyouknow #dictionarydotcom #wordoftheday

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The perpetual victim class likes to toss around the word “elites” because they’d rather disparage someone else for using words they don’t know than pick up a dictionary.

Fun fact: I’ve blocked more people on NextDoor (which I only use for purposes of helping people locate lost pets) than I have on CoSo. That’s pretty funny.

I’ve never understood the whole “Boxers vs. Briefs” debate. I’d pick hanging out with a bunch of dogs over hanging out with a bunch of barristers 10 out of 10 times.

I’ll see myself out. #HaveaGoodDay

Elon Mushy doesn’t even know what a damn pronoun is. He might be the most miserable pasty bastid on the planet, aside from Putin. And of course we all know who wins most miserable in the orange bastid category.

Good Monday morning! How bout them #Panthers😀 #KeepPounding #NFL

I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW/WHY L.A., which has never been able to support one #nfl team for any sustained period has TWO TEAMS. Every game at that stadium is like an away game for both of the so-called home teams. It’s unbelievable.