On Fridays I stop at a little coffee shop for treats for the office and a good cup of coffee for myself. Today I got feta spinach danish, mini pecan coffee cake, monkeybread cupcake, maple bacon scone, and some chocolate chip biscotti.
The barista asked me for here or to-go? And I was like, I'm not eating all this myself, it's for the office. She just shrugged and said, "I wouldn't judge you".

And that's why she got a 50% tip.

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