Got to my night meeting early and as I'm sitting in the parking lot of a township building...I hear goats.
And I feel like I'm being watched.
😳
@Beastalowrangler tomorrow I will be on a roof to evaluate possible hail damage. Now I'm wondering how to ascertain goat damage to shingles. 🤔
Report: clearly the damage exhibited signs of cloven hooves in the patterns and marks left in the shingles. So the damage was most likely by a goat as sheep are not prone to climbing. We can further eliminate tiny cows as the cause.
@Kurtroedeger
Plus even tiny cowpies would be noticeable
@Kurtroedeger @Beastalowrangler Uh oh.. cloven hooves..
@Kurtroedeger
Remember they also eat EVERYTHING. look for nibbled vents?
@Beastalowrangler Move along. Nothing to see here. Just Pan up to his old tricks…🐐😱 @Kurtroedeger
@jaunty @Kurtroedeger
Of course, we should have known. Shenanigans
To come in the guise of goats is what super-advanced aliens decided would be the most advantageous life form with which to visit planet Earth.
And really, can you blame them??
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Kurtroedeger
Goats are taking over the world and no one knows it.