#BREAKING #news

#SCOTUS is MAY announce opinions Monday at 10am

possible in regards to the Colorado ballot measure ahead of super tuesday?

#politics

saw these ladies going to see #dune2

you know, a movie about spice world

#meme

This morning I decided to make French toast. 15 minutes in I was making bacon and toast. My wife came to me and asked
"I thought you were making French toast?
I sighed, and sadly said "Madame, pardon, one egg was not un oeuf"

she is filing for divorce tomorrow (j/k)

#dadjokes #puns

The Gettysburg Undress

aka "The Hot Lincoln"

#mommentofzen #meme

Leader of conservative party died from brain hemorrhage

No not him
not him either.

sorry to get your hopes up

#politics

https://www.thedailybeast.com/denmarks-conservative-party-leader-soren-pape-poulsen-dead-from-brain-hemorrhage

#news

I watched the latest star wars movie. It takes place on Tatooine.. again. No lightsabers but they have worms now.

#meme #dadjokes

#NASA Standing down from tonight's launch of #Crew8 due to elevated winds in Dragon's ascent corridor. Now targeting Sunday, March 3 for liftoff

We are at the point now that Trump speeches are getting so incoherent that his supporters are going to say he is speaking in tongues and have live translations for "everyone else"

#politics

#meme #dune2 #dune

Don't want to do anything this #caturday just want to relax with my #CatsOfCoso who is using my arm as a pillow.

Trump is attempting to turn a company worth nothing into $4 billion by ripping off his business partners and investors.

what the Trump Media merger REALLY means.

#news #business

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/29/trump-media-sued-over-dwac-merger-share-dilution.html

Amazon has actually become a post-capitalist enterprise. Amazon doesn't make profits (money derived from selling goods); it makes rents (money charged to people who are seeking to make a profit)

and the SEC is letting them get away with it

#news #EatTheRich

https://pluralistic.net/2024/03/01/managerial-discretion/#junk-fees

If you are airdropping supplies into an area. That means an enemy is blockading entry

#news

great essay

"The 2024 election is not a contest between two politicians, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, but a de facto constitutional referendum"

#politics

https://www.weekendreading.net/p/democracy-is-not-a-spectator-sport

Conservative men dislike women with tattoos because you have to be over 18 to get one.

#politics

some idiot signed up to shien using mobile and the wrong email address... and it was my email address

I know know their phone number, mailing address. and the last 4 digits of their mastercard. not sure if i can use the card without the vin number

hope they enjoy their Batwing Sleeve Ruffle Hem Dress, and Split Thigh Tee Dress

#WrongEmail

I hate it when i see this comic edited and uncredited.

#meme #EatTheRich

Although he was identified as “James Lee” on #FoxNews host Jesse Watters’ show, the man’s name is actually James DePaola, and he was arrested and charged in 2016 after violently threatening his wife for making a grilled cheese sandwich too cheesy.

#politics

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-migrant-crime-ranter-james-depaola-is-a-bit-of-a-criminal-himself