#humor #AI

Earlier today, #ulalaunch's #AtlasV rocket, carrying #BoeingSpace's #Starliner spacecraft, rolled out to Space Launch Complex-41 in preparation for the agency's Boeing Crew Flight Test mission.

Check the bolts on the door.

Liftoff is scheduled for 10:34pm ET May 6

I am not into horse racing. But I appreciate this photo finish.

Congrats to Mystic Dan

#derby

Now that the Secular star wars day is over

can we remember to Celebrate Life day this year? (Nov 17th)

Bring life to Life day!

#StarWars #LifeDay

As far as holidays. May the 4th is not like Christmas or Passover.

It is the Nerd version of Valentines day.

We all greet eachother. And want to do something special with that special someone

And of course some see it as an artificial manufacturered holiday and don't participate because they are single (or not a fan)

May the 4th be with you all

First firepit night of the year

Comcidering the #Titanic kills on average 13.4 people a year. The next killing will occur in 2134

In Government's opposition to Nauta's request for a delay in the deadline for CIPA 5 that was just filed

When the FBI seized classified materials during its search of Mar-a-Lago, it replaced the actual sensitive documents in the boxes with "placeholder" sheets.
But prosecutors say there was so much classified material that agents ran out of placeholders.

there was A LOT of classified material.

#MarALeako #USAvsTRUMP #politics

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#politics #Mar🐪 #puns

This is the cartoon that summarizes my feeling about the Hamas-Netanyahu disaster:

#Israel #politics

Prosecutors have charged Rep. Cuellar (D-TX 28) and his wife with accepting $600,000 in foreign bribes and money laundering.

DOJ alleges they "agreed to + did accept at least $598,000 in bribes" from an oil company owned by Azerbaijan Gov + a Mexican bank.

#politics

Another Tell that Hope Hicks is trying to get the Trump stain off of her

She refers to him as "Mr Trump"

Either it is an act (she is smart and cunning) or she really is going to throw him under the bus

Trump is going to be furious

#ManhattenVsTrump #politics

Hope hicks takes the stand!

Hope Hicks
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Trump

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#ManhattenVsTrump #politics

Get yer Giant Cocks out and show em off
#FCF

Yesterday Trump said : The gag order is preventing me from Testifying *looks at lawyer* *lawyer nods head*

just moments ago:
Justice Merchan: Before we put the witness on the stand, I want to clarify to Mr. Trump that you have an absolute right to testify at trial. The order restricting extrajudicial statements does not limit what you can say from the stand. That's why it's called "extrajudicial" statement.

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/02/shaking-his-head-in-disbelief-as-lawyer-admits-he-went-out-of-his-way-to-bash-witnesses/

"NYPD Deputy Commissioner of Intelligence and Counterterrorism Rebecca Weiner said a shift in tactics used by campus protesters signaled that non-student groups were involved in the occupation of the Columbia building.

“Students don’t come in the door knowing how to barricade themselves,” she said. “These are all skills that are taught and learned.”

THese students spent their entire school life doing lockdown drills taught by police

#politics #protest
https://gothamist.com/news/nypd-says-police-arrested-nearly-300-people-at-columbia-and-city-college-protests

First Friday in May is uaually no pants day.

This household will observe it

#NoPantsDay

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"#NYPD appears to be saying the cop (who they don’t name) was using his gun as a flashlight when he fired a shot by mistake."

#protest #columbia