Found a lost cat on my walk. Looked like it needed help. Had no choice but to take it home but it kinda got aggressive and grabbed my face and now I can’t get it off 😬The cat rescuers are on their way now my good gosh I'm sleepy.

#meme

“Before you croque” was right there!

#dadjokes #puns

Democrats won two special elections for the #Michigan House.

Their wins were expected (both were Dem-held seats), but important: this restores Dems’ majority in the state House, AND by extension Dems’ trifecta control in Michigan.

#politics

#Xitter has become a great place for Nazi's thanks to the help by Apartied Clyde aka Space Karen aka Elmo Husk aka Worst Stark

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/x-twitter-elon-musk-nazi-extremist-white-nationalist-accounts-rcna145020

Special Kudos to the Prospective Jurors today who shared Anti-Trump Memes on social media, and now Trump got to see them.

With some good ones

"Orange is the new black, but i didn't expect this"

"Thai school children meet Trump, asked to be put back in cave"

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

Ex-Michigan House Speaker Lee Chatfield, wife charged with embezzlement, conspiracy

#politics

https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2024/04/16/michigan-house-speaker-lee-chatfield-charged-embezzlement-nessel/72097431007/

the party smearing #LGBTQ people as child abusers remains united against laws that allow actual victims of child sexual abuse to hold their abusers liable.

#politics

https://www.cpr.org/2024/04/16/republicans-against-colorado-child-sexual-abuse-liability-measure/

So I saw this on delivery

Sorry for horrible picture

Guess who woke up for day 2 of his trial? Hope he is well rested

and despite previous predictions, the US still exists.

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

#NASA: "Based on the examination, the agency determined the debris to be a stanchion from the NASA flight support equipment used to mount the batteries on the cargo pallet. The object is made of the metal alloy Inconel, weighs 1.6 pounds, is 4 inches in height and 1.6 inches in diameter

#news

https://blogs.nasa.gov/spacestation/2024/04/15/nasa-completes-analysis-of-recovered-space-object/

Donald Trump is mad he cannot attend the Graduation of the son who was 4 months old when he had a sexual encounter with Stephanie Clifford (a/k/a Stormy Daniels) and is now on Trial for using campaign funds to try and cover up their night of mushroom rooting

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

Witness to Former congressman Madison Cawthorne reckless driving allows him to pass, and minutes later finds he Rear ended a Florida State Trooper 😂

This is one time i feel sorry for cops

I dont think he is going to be able to talk his way out of this one

#politics

https://x.com/Women2Dc/status/1780014637716566350

In other news

Rudy #Giuliani FAILS in his effort to reverse the massive defamation judgment he has to pay Georgia election workers Shaye Moss and Ruby Freeman. in a 48-page opinion.

#politics

Trump wasn't happy at NYT Maggie "MAGA" Habermen for leaking the scoop on his courtroom snooze

Sleepy Joe is better than a Sleepy Don!

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

Update

Justice Merchan bumped up the hearing date to consider whether to hold Trump in contempt for alleged violations of his gag order.

It's now on Tuesday, April 23 at 9:30 a.m. ET, per pool.

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

Sleepy Donald Trump nodding off during trial probably is the best way to help his lawyers

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-trial-hush-money/

Re: the the prosecution’s request to have Trump held in contempt, Judge Merchan says he will hold a hearing on the issue on Weds, 4/24 at 2:15pm.

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump

Judge Merchan to Trump: "If you disrupt the proceedings, you can be excluded from the courtroom and committed to jail based on your conduct and the trial will continue on in your absence…do you understand?"

#politics #ManhattenVsTrump