A Bulldozer

#DadJokes #CoSoHumor

@Copacetic_vibe

NGL kind of looking forward to all the MAGA getting depressed and crying when the 🍊 🤡 loses... again

@Armchaircouch @MrGoat

Been using TCF in some other places

"The Convicted Felon" as it isn't as dated.as TFG

again the F can be used for other words that start with F and ends in UCK

Like firetruck

@Bix

he had one job

Amazing. Never ever has there been a Presidential campaign stop anywhere close to where i live on the eve of Election day.

until this year

also, I will be avoiding downtown and the airport on Monday

#politics #TeamWalz

https://www.news8000.com/news/vance-walz-to-both-campaign-in-la-crosse-monday/article_61fcaab0-9a38-11ef-867b-53eb5e013a80.html

@MrGoat

The joke is he will never accept anyone's proof they voted.

maybe some lawyer can create a class action lawsuit to make Elon broke

Biden got Trump supports to Dress up as Garbage and not identify as Americans.

You can literally see their brains grind to a realization they scored a goal on themselves

#politics

Another update on Elons #AmericaPAC #GOTV efforts in Michigan. Seems the workers were fired and left stranded when the first Wired story broke. Read story to the end.

#politics

https://www.wired.com/story/canvassers-elon-musk-america-pac-fired-stranded-michigan-mistreatment/

You use #Bluetooth devices? Congrats, you are using an Eldritch spell drawing down the unifying power of a dead king so that you can hear your tunes

#cosotech

Scottish comedian, Janey Godley, who protested #Trump with a sign reading "Trump Is a cunt" has passed away

#TrumpIsACunt is trending on Mastodon in her honor

#politics

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2024/nov/02/janey-godley-a-remarkable-comic-who-built-a-career-on-her-own-terms

@Maude
One of the greatest spa salesman made Ted Cruz spend $9k and look worse.

@FurloughedAgain @MrGoat @Alfred

Oh... sounds like a good TV movie

"The battle for Lady Liberty: France is not surrendering this time!"

@catlynne333

someone is lying in the article

Also I don't think the Federal monitors have to declare when they show up. So it could just be bluster

See video up thread if you dont get the joke

#meme #politics

@Alfred How much will it cost to get an EB5 visa and become a US citizen?

@Alfred How do you become a US citizen with an EB5 visa?

@Alfred what is the citizenship status of Elon Musk?

@SpaceShanks

SO PRESIDENTIAL! DESERVES TO BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. With Laura Loomer shlobbing his knob underneath the resolute desk

@MrGoat

dude, this is NSFW. could have had a content warning

;)

#meme