SUPERMAN: I only date people with the initials L.L. Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris....
LEX LUTHOR (adjusts his corsage and waits for the phone to ring)
*Me at Hotel, pushing all the tables together at the Continental breakfast*
Hotel staff: Sir, could you please not-
Me: PANGEA BREAKFAST!
"No parts" spelled backwards is "Strap on"
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