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To the Jerk who stole my Camouflage jacket and flip flops

YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN'T RUN!

When working at , any employee who finds something wrong needs to yell out “What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation are they running around here?!?”

SUPERMAN: I only date people with the initials L.L. Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris....

LEX LUTHOR (adjusts his corsage and waits for the phone to ring)

*Me at Hotel, pushing all the tables together at the Continental breakfast*

Hotel staff: Sir, could you please not-

Me: PANGEA BREAKFAST!

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.