Found a lost cat on my walk. Looked like it needed help. Had no choice but to take it home but it kinda got aggressive and grabbed my face and now I can’t get it off 😬The cat rescuers are on their way now my good gosh I'm sleepy.
THERE IS A NEW KING!
"A corroded sword pulled from an English river by a magnet fisher is a Viking weapon dating to between A.D. 850 and 975, experts have confirmed."
The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.
NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
I need an alibi for myself between 2am and 3am. It is a blank. I am not sure if i black out or not
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