I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller

I just read a story about a man that was killed by a shark on his honeymoon

Apparently he didn’t suffer long

He was only married 11 days

Juicy: I’m so tired from all the cross fit this morning

Mrs. Juicy: they are called croissants and you ate four of them

Physically impossible metaphors gets my boiling every time

The National Institute For Unfinished Research has concluded the 6 in 10

Will we fight, stay up late?
In my dreams I'm to blame
Different sides of the bed
Roll your eyes, shake my head
Now we're stuck in the storm
We were born to ignore

And I am Hayley Miss Williams if ya nasty

Don't think we're not serious
When's it ever not?
The love we make is give and it's take
I'm game to play along

Sometimes you just have to say

“Well fuck what would George Steele do in the situation?”

I've been walking circles
Lost on Sunday morning
Tryna find my way back home
'Cause I know I've been a stranger lately
I've been a stranger lately

Then I remember you
And the way you shine like truth
In all you do

A Juicy Video of the Day

Frank Turner
The Way I Tend To Be
#cosomusic

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/CfyoLR1tnGg

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. That way life can wonder how you fucked that one up too

Did I mention 75 stitches didn’t leave the game

Tough as nails

https://www.markerzone.com/news/Shocking,%20Photos,%20of,%20Morgan,%20Barron,%20Revealed,%20After,%20Taking,%20a,%20Skate,%20Blade,%20to,%20the,%20Face

Incase you needed more proof that hockey players are the toughest Morgan Barron of Winnipeg just got 75 stitches to the head and has returned to the game

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/jets-morgan-barron-suffers-skate-cut-to-forehead-in-game-1-against-golden-knights/

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