🤔 For trade: 1 dog, wakes you up at 7:30 am only when you have a headache, otherwise let's you sleep in till noon, always wants to spend 30 minutes searching for the best spot to pee, is picky about what food she eats so you constantly have to force her to eat her food by adding stuff to it, will lay on you when you're in bed, but only if you sleep on your side, wakes you up by sitting on your chest and staring into your soul.

Will accept a 🦊 or 🦨 in trade, others considered.