My ULTIMATE fave so far is -
"YOU SPENT 4 YEARS AND... SHIT I DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW MANY DOLLARS - BUILDING HTTPS://COUNTER.SOCIAL SO YOU COULD TRICK ME INTO GETTING MY PASSWORD!!!!"
Signed,
Person with 1 follower on Twitter.
@th3j35t3r Morning muh dude
@Jaydenmccross