>>> June 3, 2022 <<<

I don't know how to take being complimented sometimes, but when I'm objectified in the middle of the night by someone, it's even worse... (especially when its a friend)

What the hell do I do with that one??!?

So then I get up from my doorstep, turn around and find another june bug trying to break in like some creeper in the night, and another one on the doorstep in front of my door. I'm officially grossed out and will remember to dress from head to toe the next time I go out for a smoke.

*shudders* ICK!!!

This monster just dove at the back of my neck like some predator, so I batted it away and now it burries its head in the crack of my doorstep.

I'm just thankful it didn't fall down the back of my pants to bury its head in the crack of my ass like some sexual predator. Fuckin' little shit.

God help me, I loath june bugs! **shudders** ICK!!!

>>> May 29, 2022 <<<

>>> May 25, 2022 <<<

Fb memories are funny! Also, fyi >>> this is still a bucket list thing that hasn't been filled.

#GoodMorningCoSo

>>> May 24, 2022 <<<

>>> May 22, 2022 <<<

>>> May 21, 2022 <<<

Me, some of my glory ... settle down, fellas ... 🤓🤓🤓🔥🤣😎

(A Thread - Part 3 & Final Installment)

Me, some of my glory ... settle down, fellas ... 🤓🤓🤓🔥🤣😎

(A Thread - Part 2)

Me, in some of my glory ... settle down, fellas ... 🤓🤓🤓🔥🤣😎

(A Thread - Part 1)

>>> May 20, 2022 <<<

>>> May 19, 2022 <<<

>>> May 19, 2022 <<<

I can't get over this. I want it on a T-shirt and a hoodie.

How many nudists does it taks to screw in a light bulb?

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