A California couple was charged for starting one of the deadly wildfires by a gender reveal gone wrong.

Oddly enough the gender reveal also uncovered a clue that the child will most likely grow up to be a stupid idiot, just like Mom and Dad.
#wedidntstartthefire

Jeff Bezos' New Shepard rocket looks suspiciously phallic.
#thewhitestuff

If Mitch and his cronies succeed in getting the Insurrection Commission squashed, is there any other avenue available? Like can we make a bunch of important (see: rich) citizens pay for a bipartisan comission in the name of the public?

You did that Peloton!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solutions/interactive/2021/joanne-chory-climate-plants/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/rudy-giuliani-search-warrant/2021/04/28/e5ba6ed2-a83d-11eb-bca5-048b2759a489_story.html

Hey everyone. Is anyone good at identifying spiders?
Found this beauty in my Massachusetts cellar.
#arachnidsofcoso

Red Sox game in Minnesota postponed due to "non weather related reasons". I see there is an alert in MN, anyone know what's happening?

https://www.radio.com/weei/sports/red-sox/curt-schilling-leaving-boston-to-be-with-nicer-people

HEY CURT, AFTER BANKRUPTING LOCAL BUSINESSES AND BEING A FIRST GRADE ASSHOLE, GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!

Always remember, David Ortiz was why we won those rings, not because of your mashed potato ass, or your terrifying stepford wife.

Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow.

Fuck yourself, Curt Schilling.
Sincerely,
Masshole Nation.

Free idea:

A children's cartoon, similar to Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
It's about a group of hip teens from different backgrounds that try to end racism.

It's called: The Eracists.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/interactive/2021/conspiracy-theories-qanon-family-members/

When do we finally label this Qanon shit as "informational terrorism" and cyber-fuck the shit out of them?

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2021/02/23/sports/tiger-woods-crash/tiger-woods-car-crash

So Trump gave Rush Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and he croaked, and he also gave one to Tiger Woods, and now this?

Is it cool if I root for Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan to have a bad slip and fall next?

They have a drone on this friggen thing!?

Why isn't this rover's name "Marvin"?
#nasa
#percy

#dogsofcoso
#snootsofdogsofcoso

Nothing makes me happier than watching my fellow nerds celebrate.

#bullseye
#percy