I jumped on an ad-hoc COSO Call. It worked great and I got to talk to actual people.

@Alfred Generate a picture of Mr. Beast holding a very small hot dog while standing next to Elon Musk who is holding very small hot dogs using photorealism.

@Alfred Generate a picture of Mr. Beast and Elon Musk holding very very small hot dogs.

@Alfred Generate a picture of Mr. Beast holding a very large hot dog.

@Alfred Show me a picture of Mr. Beast.

@Alfred Generate a picture of Mr. Beast churning butter.

@Alfred Generate a photo of Jimmy Donaldson stroking Elon Musk’s ego using photorealism and 8k resolution.

@Alfred Can you generate a picture of Mr. Beast (aka Jimmy Donaldson) being breast fed by Elon Musk using photorealism.

@Alfred Can you generate a picture of Jimmy Donaldson being breast fed by Elon Musk using photorealism.

@Alfred What are the odds of Donald Trump becoming a dictator?

@Alfred why no response Al?

@Alfred What is the over/under on Donald Trump becoming a dictator?

Elon was touring Auschwitz trying to understand how they failed so he doesn’t make the same mistakes.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-visits-auschwitz-with-ben-shapiro-after-antisemitism-row

Fuck it. I’m bringing After Midnight here one way or another.

It’s Raining Men, so bring a very strong umbrella.

#StormSoundtracks @aftermidnight

I hearby re-christen the CyberTruck as the Tesla TedselTruck.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/1/17/24041344/tesla-cybertruck-hype-elon-musk-range

Me: Hey Elon, how do you kill a platform?

Elon: Advertise white supremacy of course!

@Alfred Generate an image of a giant bullhorn on wheels. Make a stream of feces shoot out of the back of the giant bullhorn.

@Alfred Generate an image of a bullhorn the size of a bus. Put the bullhorn on big monster truck wheels. The bullhorn has feces spraying out the back that propels the bullhorn forward.