Why is Machine Gun Kelly?

HOT TAKES!

Handing out hot takes!

Get-’em before they evolve into higher level Pokémon!

The problem with Reddit is if they give into the often power tripping mods protests, the platform will essentially reward the badly behaving mods.

And don’t come at me saying bad mods don’t exist. They do and it’s pervasive.

Twitter is now completely unrecognizable.

They are celebrating Armenian “men” attacking trans rights activists.

July can’t get here fast enough.

I predicted when Elon took over it would be insolvent by July 22, 2023.

My fingers are crossed.

If you record automated messages for scammers to use in voicemail there is a special place in hell for you.

Conservatives are gearing up to get mad at Google Translate because it’s got “TRANS” in it.

Is Twitter done imploding yet, or do we have to watch this slow burn for another decade?

Come to my “Prom”. Heck it’s your Prom too!

It’s OUR PROM!

I’m starting to feel like I have to buy a case of Bud Light to piss off the right even if I just use it as a door stop or paper weights.

“Daddy, when did the machines take over?”

“When we needed them to make fry sauce son.”

https://gizmodo.com/heinz-ketchup-machine-ranch-mix-vending-dispenser-sauce-1850449040

I keep buying products that have some sort of refill.

Be green! Less waste! “These products will keep more junk out of landfills” … *blah blah blah blah* and so on.

Then when I go to buy the refill … the line has been discontinued. 😐

…BUT…

There is a NEW refillable eco-conscious green product to take its place.

Product designers… Do you think I am that stupid? 🤔

I must be… because I keep buying them.

Media photos of E. Jean Carroll pre-verdict

Tired old clumsy unfuckable hag

Media photos of E. Jean Carroll post-verdict

Svelte sheik cougar with a wicked smile

WHY.

WHO in the editorial decision process chose the photos to go with the story?

Please. Explain.

Oh, Tucker Carlson is doing a Twitter show now?

Yet another reason to never login to Twitter again.

No good guys with guns at outlet malls in Dallas Texas?

Huh…

Wonder if Abbott will take any accountability? 🤔

NAH… no way.

I’m a little upset that :eve6: isn’t a little heart in a little blender emoticon

I need a list of the emoticons… otherwise I’m just gonna be sitting here trying them all.

@Alfred is there a list of codes like

Whoa. I think I just learned something cool.