This is the featured review for the Hulu app in the Apple AppStore.

Totally not a review bot.

Nope. Zero chance.

I betcha Trump is planning a trip out of the US right now.

If Apple releases a VR / mixed reality headset and doesn’t allow porn on it then it’s gonna be a “NO” from me.

The phrases “Christian nationalist” and “cult member” are synonymous.

Hari Kondabolu could be funny if he spent his time writing jokes instead of complaining about everyone else’s jokes.

This guy single-handedly shamed The Simpsons into removing Apu from the show… and he’s clearly not satisfied with the outcome.

No one is calling out Aparna for voicing Moon Tobin (a white male) on The Great North … so what’s really the issue here?

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2022/07/27/united-shades-aparna-nancherla-hari-kondabolu-origseriesfilms.cnn

In what reality do you confess to shooting 80 times into a crowd and then plead “Not Guilty”?

Why are we allowing this waste of carbon to abuse everyone’s time?

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2022/8/3/23290484/robert-crimo-highland-park-parade-fourth-july-massacre

MAYBE PS5 console utilization is low because most of the units are sitting in scalpers basements waiting for some sucker to shell out double retail price?

https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/ps5-playstation-5-sony-buy-b2135874.html

I feel like a hero for getting this account locked on the bird site.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say this again.

Having a baby is like baking a cake.

If you put all the ingredients together and put it in the oven for less than the required baking time … it’s not a cake.

Abortion is a woman’s right. There should be no political discussion on these grounds. No one should legislate what a woman can or cannot do with her body.

The forced birth lobby has finally gotten their warm cake batter. Now they can shut up and go away.

#RoeVsWade

I’m not impressed #dallemini.

This is gross.

Shame on Chicago.

Shame on Chicago Fire FC.

https://www.propublica.org/article/chicago-housing-abla-fire-soccer-cha

Tell me you grew up in the suburbs of Chicago without saying a word.

I’ll start.

If we can just get a mass shooting in a maternity ward my #MassShooting #Bingo card will be complete.

Let’s do this AMERICA!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/multiple-people-injured-shooting-wisconsin-cemetery-funeral-rcna31737

Can’t wait to finish #StrangerThings so I can cancel #Netflix