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I think I know the answer to this, but what’s the reason that doesn’t chew through your phone battery like does?

Who knew serving up shit took so much juice?

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: Oh, you like that show?

Me: Yeah, it’s a good show that I enjoy.

: Ok. I’ll be right back.

*Netflix yanks the plug on the show*

Me: HEY! WHAT THE HELL NETFLIX?!?

: Sorry, I have to give more money to a TERF to make jokes. I hope you don’t mind… oh and prices are going up too.

Me: NETFLIX!!!!!

My one regret leaving Twitter is no longer having this man follow me. .

I can only hope Bob Odenkirk and David Cross join this platform.

Glad to no longer be there. Elon is saying completely looney tunes shit now.

How do I make the information text disappear on this screen?

entropy.counter.social

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Possibly helpful tips for the frustrated.

Just imagine your screen's full of THIS, instead.

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In which AOC drops the hammer on Elon Musk, who is apparently desperate for her attention.

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I don't ever care which site people flock to, as long as people end up leaving Twitter in droves, then that's all that matters.

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A bit louder for the people in the back row 🏳️‍🌈

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When a billionaire buying a social media app, knocks an ongoing genocide off of the news cycle, you know our world is messed up.

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CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.