#Netflix: Oh, you like that show?
Me: Yeah, it’s a good show that I enjoy.
#Netflix: Ok. I’ll be right back.
*Netflix yanks the plug on the show*
Me: HEY! WHAT THE HELL NETFLIX?!?
#Netflix: Sorry, I have to give more money to a TERF to make jokes. I hope you don’t mind… oh and prices are going up too.
Me: NETFLIX!!!!!
My one regret leaving Twitter is no longer having this man follow me. #TwitterRegrets.
I can only hope Bob Odenkirk and David Cross join this platform.
Glad to no longer be there. Elon is saying completely looney tunes shit now. #TwitterIsAShitBuffet
Shouldn’t the avatar of this app be a cat… since … ya know …
https://goldengateaudubon.org/blog-posts/number-one-killer-of-birds-is-outdoor-cats/
Home Depot can go bite the curb.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dgvaz/corporations-jan-6-gop-donations
Sadly some of these jokes will make their way into reality.
Chicago-ish