@Alfred generate an image of a bunch of ketchup packets looking scared that someone is going to squeeze them.

@Alfred generate a image of ketchup packets looking scared use comic style

Instant buy for me, I miss my iPod.

https://www.crowdsupply.com/cool-tech-zone/tangara

@NGANewswire Tastes like nothing, also a Ponzi.

Update on my X Follower Cleanup/Purge

I continued to work through my followers and cleanup accounts that were dormant, or have somehow been taken over by bots with 0 posts.

To be clear I did remove 10-15 accounts that were active but I was no longer interesting in following.

Before: 338
After: 58

83% of my followers were dead accounts.

Elon has done such an amazing job with
@X
that 83% of the accounts I chose to follow are now gone.

GOOD JOB ELON!

#MAKEXWORSESOMEMORE #MXWSM

To give you an idea of how well
@X
is doing I decided to clean up my Followers.

Before: 338
After: 228

I removed all accounts with 0 posts, or that had not posted in the last year.

I would have kept going, but I hit the rate limit for viewing posts.

A third of my followers are GONE. I’m sure once I can see posts again I will have to remove another 100 followers.

That’s how good a job Elon is doing.

I’m SURE the shareholders will reward him with @Telsa’s incorporation being moved to Texas

You know I try… I really try to be a force for good.

But I engaged with several trolls and sock puppet accounts on X just to debunk their propaganda and I got punished.

NOICE!

https://youtu.be/0VHYLJR9pNg

@MrGoat I don’t think you could pay me enough money to give Elon direct access to my brain.

He gets the analog interface, and even then it is tightly guarded.

@th3j35t3r @SECRET_ASIAN_MAN @CLManussier

Whew! I can still be a meat popsicle.

Heart skipped a beat there.

@th3j35t3r Is Zuck really the villain?

All he has done is condition a whole generation of people to act and align with the ideas and products that he directly markets to him based on the money he’s given to do so by companies.

He’s just another capitalist you guys!

It’s not like turning people into consumer zombies that will snatch up a product to keep up with all the Jones’s is a problem.

IS IT?

🤢

@Dbot gross.

@1Firewire is this border security?

https://secondnexus.com/news/russians-birth-tourism-anchor-babies

@CriticalCupcake is home X?

Cause X has been converted into a bridge for trolls to hide under as they consume from the Shit Buffet.

@1Firewire Don’t forget about the Russian Birth Tourism industry…

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/birth-tourism-brings-russian-baby-boom-miami-n836121

https://secondnexus.com/news/russians-birth-tourism-anchor-babies