I feel like a hero for getting this account locked on the bird site.

I’m not impressed #dallemini.

Tell me you grew up in the suburbs of Chicago without saying a word.

I’ll start.

🤮

I’d rather set my money on fire.

My one regret leaving Twitter is no longer having this man follow me. #TwitterRegrets.

I can only hope Bob Odenkirk and David Cross join this platform.

Glad to no longer be there. Elon is saying completely looney tunes shit now. #TwitterIsAShitBuffet

All you can eat!

#TwitterIsAShitBuffet

Anybody like antiquated technology? #MiniDisc

Good to be back!