Duh.

The lies were for MAGA and some suckers in the media.

I go to work, come home, and see this —

Huff Po —

All us socmed dummies are just calling it like we see it, Joey. Why don’t you straighten us out? Tell us what you’re really afraid of…cuz this makes you sound oblivious and spoiled.
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Yep.

This.

https://www.salon.com/2024/11/19/abuse-allegations-against-matt-gaetz-and-pete-hegseth-only-make-like-them-more/

Hmmmm.

And?

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Seriously —

Did every asshole who voted MAGA think he/they were KIDDING??!

And Lord Drizzlebottom isn’t even dictator YET.

What the fuck, y’all.

This is embarrassing, even/especially for these two.

Hey fellow Gen Xers/late Boomers —

Diane at NYT is just looking out for us, that’s all. 🤔🤔

Heh.

Of course he does.

Cuz Daddy Freddy told him admitting error is for weaklings.

AND WE CANNOT HAVE THAT.

Hey @Bix —

You seen this?

Been thinking about this pic all day.

Willard’s was bad.

This is worse.

And the only thing that keeps this from being a full Alonzo is that those fashy slobs are eating crap, too.

Mmmmm, tastes like Mickey D’s and Zyn!

All that #MAHA flava, none of the pesky guilt!

Now with added “Mitt Has Dinner With Trump” pic purposeful embarrassment…

What the fuck is this?

And who gives a shit?

Christ Almighty.

No wonder this country sucks off Donald John Trump.

Hmmmm, ya don’t say.

Now, why would they do that?

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You remember Boris, right?

Epshteyn, huh? And looks like Sellout Susie is getting her first taste of #ETTD.

That said, both ed board pieces are similar in their diagnoses/protestations…although I did chuckle at WaPo’s “…will test Senate Republicans’ commitment to the country.”
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Speaking of the chicks…🤓❤️

(Flipping to WaPo oped, now.)

Here are the current pieces in the section. I left snide replies to two of the authors pictured below for risible content. Hint! Not the women, and also not the Rusty in the woods bro. 🙄🤓

Lol, NYT Oreskes & Browning! Who gives a shit — nobody wants to fellate mics except fashy closet Trumpler Youth. Weird!

(As a dude, I prefer to hang with the chicks. But that’s just me. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️😉)

And if “Democrats” are asking that/this question…”we” deserve everything we get.
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“WE’RE BAAAAACK.”

(Their attorneys want to assure everyone who can still tell the difference between satire and real life that they’re just performance artists.)

#NotNotTheOnion