Redumblicans all want a federal government "small enough to drown in a bathtub", right up until their Lord and Personal Savior decides to give a thumbs-up to meteorology or geology flattening the places they live.
Then they want to know where FEMA is, it's been a whole DAY!!!
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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.'" -- Ronald Reagan
"Thank God FEMA's here" -- people who voted for Reagan, both Bushes, and Trump