Today is National Hot and Spicy food day, and National Soft Serve Day.
But
MOST
IMPORTANTLY
TODAY IS........
NATIONAL POTATO DAY!!!!!!!!
To be fair, a potato can be all of those things, and IS if it's made properly.
"What's Taters, Precious?"
"Po-Ta-Toes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?"